Why does Tennis suck?

Well Wimbledon is on whilst this is a personnel opinion I loath this sport for a start sport fans are supposed to be loud excited high energy not sat around eating cucumber sandwiches and sit with heads turning from side to side. All the male players seem to have faces you just wanna hit. As for the female players they are getting so young you can’t enjoy the sex noises they make when they hit the ball. Even the only good british player I cant stand because he’s a moaning big head. It’s not a sport you can play anywhere like football, soccer, cricket, hockey you can get a game going anywhere. Men wearing headbands. The scoring follows no logical path. and if that wasnt bad enough the scores contain french.