I was reading some news online, and came across a post about a dude selling Tiger Woods’ half-eaten apple core on ebay for $36,000:

“I was at the US Open this Friday, following Tiger Woods down the 12th Fairway, after his tee shot, he was eating an apple, 30 yards from his ball he discarded his apple core in the rough, I asked a photothe to kick it over my way, and he did, I never touched the core, Scooped it up in a empty beer cup, as not to disrupt the DNA, Ive got lots of witness’…all moneys go to my daughters college fund.” 

Apple core from Tiger Woods 

Why in the world would someone pay $36,000 for a half-eaten apple.  That’s right, I said it.  Tiger had tossed his apple core, after he finished it, and some fan picked it up and put it on e-bay.  Some idiot, paid 36 grand for this piece of “trash”.  This makes for a whole bunch of idiots, because there was over 100 bids on this item.

If you try to find that auction now, you will get the following page:

It looks like eBay pulled the auction after the winning bid reached $36,000 for a half-eaten apple! How ridiculous can some people be?? To me, the funniest part was that the seller was charging $6.95 for shipping! “Come on, I just paid thirty-six GRAND for a half-eaten apple, and you can’t just send it to me??”

Now, of course there are copycat auctions all over eBay… Just do a search for “Tiger Woods Apple” and you’ll see what I mean….

Categories: Humor


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